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INTEGRATED INTELLIGENCE
MAKING THE WORLD SMARTER ONE PERSON AT A TIME
By Joey Arnold at 11AM Thursday August 26th 2010
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But anyways, Intelligence is Integrated and Incurrable possibly:
In other words, according to Wikipedia, there are these following eight kinds of smartness which you may or may not have some or none of:
1 Spatial
2 Linguistic
3 Logical-mathematical
4 Kinesthetic
5 Musical
6 Interpersonal
7 Intrapersonal
8 Naturalist
Incurable Intelligence
Incurable Intelligence was originally going to be my title to this post. Intelligence to some extent is incurable to the very nature and fabric to our very character and lifestyle vibe.
However, to an even greater degree, intelligence is also integrated and formed through the things that we do, through the life that we live, through the places we go, through the things we learn, through how we learn them, through how we take care of ourselves, through what we say, through what we think, through what we do, through everything., and more importantly through what we believe (since our faith guides us, and we all have faith either in God or not, in and through many various degrees and ways).
By the way, it is obvious that we are either born with these eight factors or we are not. Whether we are or not is irrelevant due to the fact that we are all capable of purchasing them later plus the cost of shipping and handling. Whether we have none or some or all of these kinds of inteligence is not as key of a factor as is the factor of loving and taking care and using what we do have of these inteligence. It is like talents. Don't take talent or inteligence and bury it with your dog's bones in that backyard of yours. Inteligence aint no time capsole.
Because Intelligence was meant to be Integrated (like a processor).
Process that one (will you: Intel Pentium Processor Inside) you will now!
A cookie squirrel once told me I was smart just today.
To that I just held my breath like a squirrel and tried not laughing. Somebody else told me I was funny. To that I just held my breath like a squirrel and tried not laughing. Somebody else asked how can I know the difference between good people and bad people.
To that I just held my breath like a squirrel and started laughing.
At that point I was out of answers to all of those questions, out of all eight of those intelligence as previously listed above, out of patience, out of oatmeal, out of squirrel, out of money, out of girls, out of air, out of time, out of water, out of pills, and more importantly out of the ability to keep myself from laughing at my own jokes.
It was at that moment, in the mist of cleaning my so called room, in the mist of possibility of returning to college (if only I had money since I'm out of financial aid), in the mist of looking for work, in the mist of losing my head, in the mist of hypothetically contemplating a search for like a wife or a squirrel or pet dog or plant or friend or camcorder or puppet or ice cream to love and adore forever amen, in the mist of all of that, in the mist of working on Hollywood potential films, in the mist of trying to get discovered by Hollywood, in the mist of cleaning out my emails, in the mist of trying to learn how to cook since guys cannot to save their own tough girl loving tan skin, in the mist of trying to gain intelligence in the art of dancing or drawing or writing or thinking or saving the world or basketball or biking or helping people or hitting on girls I wish (snaps, just kidding, yeah), in the mist of contemplating hunting for some squirrels to eat (just kidding again), and in the mist of all of that and more, I did something, that is right, I said all of that to say, just to say, in this redundant long term long running (like a TV show long running on the TV air for decades), I did, I did something.
At that moment I did something, that is right, and that something was funny, it was comedic, it was interesting, it was medicine to the soul and feathers to my spirit, in the mist of it all, in the mist of the pain, I did something that was so shocking that Mel Gibson couldn't Passion out enough ketchup to express this something, and that something were better than fresh eating cookies from a little girl's oven.
At that moment, that something was a lost of composer.
I don't know if you can call that a type of intelligence. There are moments thats I would rather favor mastery over my own emotions and all over being in the moment and over enjoying spontaneous life as we all know it.
But it is the funniest thing in the world to just hold your breath like a monkey and stare like a squirrel at people. It does not matter what you are wearing or saying because some things are meant to be cherished and to be loved like nothing else.
That something again was simply me laughing at my own jokes. Again, I'm not sure if that is a type of intelligence but it sure as well was an enjoyable moment.
Star Trek Next Generation Robots Inside Me
I feel like robot android Data man from Sci-Fi 1990's TV show Star Trek Next Generation when omnimotent magic god like Q man nemesis hero dude gifted or dished out to him spontaneous out of nowhere laughter. It was at the end of that episode, just last night, that Data started laughing but captain Picard still managed to keep a strait face as the credits rolled in at warp speed.
But that was exactly what I needed, right? Today I got exactly that several times. Ever do that, ever get that oddly amazing ability to happily make yourself laugh at will?
I was going to ponder the eight kinds of humors.
I mean, the eight kinds of intelligence but I am just so hungry right now. But I just had to write this post as I stop to ponder the course to my life. I will try not adding too many jokes to the current status to my life but it is a little funny to say the least.
Integrated Intelligence prompts me to integrate more God into the things that I do and say. It prompts me to appreciate life more often.
Integrated Intelligence encourages me to laugh at myself when necessary, it encourages me to take baby steps towards potential and towards Connecting Those Dreams.
Integrated Inteligence dares me L4OJ: to Look For Outrageous Joy by L4OJ: Living For Only Jesus: which then prompts me to GYJO: Get Your Joy On: which helps me to NLG: Never Let Go: which helps me keep a PAB: Praying Address Book and to do EA: Encouragement Articles write!
There are a lot of things on my mind.
There are people on my mind. It is also kind of tough for me because I really want to be an entrepeneur in many endevours. That is why I am craving some intelligence. I often am jealous of my younger sister and brother who could get 4.0s at will. If you have ever gotten a 4.0 then you know that I am jealous of you.
Good thing that there are other kinds of being a smarty pants, possibly more than eight but who's counting. But I am going to think about myself some more for now. Yeah, that sounded quite selfish but it is only because I am just not exactly sure what kind of smart that I am and I am already 25 and I feel like I am behind schedule still with the many things I want to do in life (even throgh God is always telling me to slow down however) and there are so many books I want to write (take that Steven Hawkings and Stephen King) and Grammy Awards to win (take that Robin Williams) and orphanages in Africa to start (take that Oprah) and songs to dance to (take that Ellen) and beauty awards to win (take that Tyra Banks) and songs to sing to (take that Michael Jackson) and films to create (take that George Lucas) and things to lip sync to (take that Numa Numa guy) and people to save (take that Mother Teresa) and oatmeal to eat (take that big old Quaker Shaker Oatmeal English Muffin Man on the Oatmeal box or can or bag dude) and cookies to bake and eat (take that Rachel Ray) and people to interview (take that Charlie Rose) and life to live (take that Betty White) and jello to eat (take that Bill Cosby) and Africa babies to adopt (take that dream looking Angelina Jolie slash Brad Pitt) and Linux or Apple to promote (take that Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, iJustine) and basketball and golf to master (take that Charles Barkley and Saq VS. the world) and things to clean (take that Howie Mandel) since I'm a clean freak too.
Interuption Alteration Correction
To interupted that previous run-on sentence, I will only add that we all got intelligence and it is only a matter of planting and tilling and harvesting and reaping out what we sow and invest and work upon in our lives via Jesus and people and baby steps (I told pear lady just that today, yeah, you know who you are if you are reading this) and more baby steps and laughing at yourself.
So in conclusion and in the face of Integrated Inteligence I encourage you to do something. Please laugh at this something as soon as it comes out in the next and last sentence.
Laugh at your own jokes for once will you now yeah like squirrels.
The preceeding was written by Joey Arnold at 11AM Thursday August 26th 2010 PST JSA L4OJ CB GYJO NLG PAB WOLBI TSA All Rights Reserved 2010!
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